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January 19

Windows 7真是爽死我了

在我生日的前一天我用了大约1个小时的时间删掉了已经接近一年没有使用的Vista换成了刚刚发布的Windows 7测试版。
 
RT.
 
虽然还没装杀毒软件,但是现在Windows 7的运行速度已经比我的XP还要快一点了。说Windows 7有大幅的性能提升真的是不假。
 
不太想认真的去测试速度了,因为实在是太快了。
 
以前在Vista底下莫名其妙的读硬盘的问题现在也没有了。虽然那个可能是磁盘碎片整理,但是每次那个出现的时候机器都会变得非常缓慢,让人难以忍受。
 
Windows 7 is the birthday present from Microsoft.
January 14

Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.  After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.  I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."  Her response ... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.  When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am.  I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

算了贴出来吧

cnBeta 08年度精彩评论

朋友们,与去年一样,在2008年的最后一天,我们为您奉上年度大餐:08年度精彩评论,让我们共同回顾一年来的经典。
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第30名

[评论内容]
要想在里面呆得好请找马化腾

要想自己的负面新闻在网上消失请找李彦宏

要想炒作自己请找毛一丁

要想减少刑期可对法官说自己每天都上网6小时

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以上仅为个人意见,仅供参考,要想全身而退请喝3鹿!谢谢CCAV,谢谢MTV,谢谢联合国,谢谢鲍尔默,谢谢杨致远,谢谢小布什,谢谢奥巴马!!
来自 北京市石景山区 的 匿名人士 对新闻:国美黄光裕因涉嫌“操纵市场”被拘 的评论
共有552支持票

第29名

[评论内容]
4、6级就像结婚证,名存实亡啦
来自 山东省济南市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:[图]四六级“终极”作弊方式:当天拿成绩单 的评论
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第28名

[评论内容]
你知道我国GFW一天吹了多少数据吗? 答案:20NB
来自 天津市 的 resp 对新闻:Google每天要处理多少数据?答案:20PB 的评论
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第27名

[评论内容]
我以后做个山寨导弹:

投向日本地区——八折优惠;

投向韩国地区——七折优惠;

投向中国男足国家队——免费!
来自 福建省厦门市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:山寨直升机刚刚落地 山寨动力滑翔机再次惊现互联网 的评论
共有574支持票

第26名

[评论内容]
貂蝉明明是韩国人嘛,三国是韩国的历史,人类不是从非洲走出来的,是从韩国走出来的。130亿年前韩国人创造了宇宙~~~
来自 广东省广州市番禺区 的 Juno 对新闻:韩国将手机取名“貂蝉” 专家反应不一 的评论
共有641支持票

第25名

[评论内容]
希望贵工作室坚持以人为本,形散人不散,转为地下工作,把地下党的优良传统发扬广大。
来自 福建省莆田市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:雨林木风工作室宣布解散 的评论
共有679支持票

第24名

[评论内容]
若资源紧张,监控中心会自动释放一些监控项目,以确保系统的正常运行。————————病毒用光了所有系統资源,杀毒软件说:好!我不监控了
来自 重庆市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:魏仁乐新作:《智慧星杀毒软件2009》火爆出炉 的评论
共有710支持票

第23名

[评论内容]
扯淡!照这么说布什只要找找熟人就能找到拉登了
来自 福建省厦门市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:电脑计算证实任意两个人建立联系只需六人 的评论
共有748支持票

第22名

[评论内容]
有一种汉语文字加密技术,目前也是不可破解的,广泛使用在医院大夫给病人开的病例上。
来自 山东省烟台市 的 laokai 对新闻:“不可破解”的加密技术出现 的评论
共有750支持票

第21名

[评论内容]
报告阿sir,有一个网站攻击我的大脑,在看了它上面一张图片后我的dd变得无法控制了!
来自 广东省广州市天河区 的 匿名人士 对新闻:电脑骇客首次攻击人类大脑 引发美国FBI担忧 的评论
共有754支持票

第20名

[评论内容]
毫无疑问

每个公司都要准备几个临时工来背黑锅。。

临时工可能是未来中国最热门的职业。。

来自 广东省深圳市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:上海三号线地铁视频事件有进展 - 毫无疑问,临时工干的 的评论
共有768支持票

第19名

[评论内容]
小时候,爸爸经常占着电视机看新闻联播,有一次终于忍不住问道:“新闻联播到底有多少集啊?”
来自 安徽省阜阳市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:CCTV:主播谈《新闻联播》30年的技术革新 的评论
共有795支持票

第18名

[评论内容]
深得我朝月饼产业精髓
来自 安徽省合肥市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:[图]杀鸡用牛刀 苹果动用超大号包装盒装iPhone小物件 的评论
共有799支持票

第17名

[评论内容]
转自无忌:

埘緔dё哝苠(4949944) 15:50:41

昨天接到一个不认识的电话,北方口音,上来就直呼我的名字!

“刘总啊,你好啊!”

“你是谁呀?”

“你的老朋友啊”

“谁呀?”

“河南的老朋友啊,连我的声音你都听不出来了?”

“你是?”

“哎呀,刘总你贵人多忘事啊”

我是真的被问蒙了,想不起来这个声音,又寒暄了半天,对方就是不说自己的名字,最后我不耐烦了,"你不说就算了" 我就把电话挂了。

后来想想有点不对劲,可能是什么骗子,我就打了110,110一听,说肯定是骗子,我问110这人如何行骗,110说如果我把对方的声音认做某个老朋友,对方就会想办法讲故事骗钱了。

我按照刚才显示的号码我把电话拨回去了。

我说:“你是河南的老张吧”

“对呀对呀对呀,看看,我说你贵人多忘事嘛,连我的声音都听不出来了。”

“对不起啊,老张,我还以为谁和我开玩笑呐”

“刘总啊,我要过广州去,请你吃饭,我做东......”

我问:“老张,你母亲的癌症怎么样了”

对方怔了一下:“哦...还是老样子”

“哎,得了这病也没办法。你爸车祸的案子结了吗?”

“哦...差不多了”

“行啊,人都去了,赔不赔的也别太在意了”

“恩”

我又问:“强奸你老婆的流氓逮到了没啊?"

........

"逮到了,逮到了"

我又问:"你儿子没屁眼的手术做了没啊?"

......

对方憋了10秒种,没说出话来,把电话挂了
来自 上海市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:手机诈骗出新招 接通先问“猜猜我是谁” 的评论
共有818支持票

第16名

[评论内容]
A:东西不错嘛,哪里买的呀?
B:网上,有啊!
A:我知道网上有,具体是哪个网站?
B:有啊!
A:我知道有,可是到底是哪里啊?
B:百度有啊!
A:百度哪里有?
B:百度有啊有啊!
A:百度哪里有啊?
B:靠,百度的淘宝!
来自 雅虎中国公司 的 匿名人士 对新闻:百度“有啊”内测版开始上线交易 第一天已有百万件商品 的评论
共有868支持票

第15名

[评论内容]
“李总,我们后院又着火了。”

“东房着了还是西房着了啊?”

“全tm着了!”
来自 天津市 的 NoUseForAName 对新闻:前代理商再揭黑幕:百度做过不给钱就封站的事 的评论
共有874支持票

第14名

[评论内容]
有生造雷词的感觉。。。

雷该来的时候总会来的,硬挤的话就只是个屁。。。
来自 辽宁省大连市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:三秦都市报:“国家罗汉”,又一个“雷词”诞生了 的评论
共有884支持票
 

第13名

[评论内容]
还好曹操生的早...

我为黄日华同志担忧...
来自 江苏省苏州市 的 chamber 对新闻:因为名字中包含脏话 美国一ISP拒绝用户升级至DSL 的评论
共有918支持票

第12名

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CB是很严肃的网站,请不要发搞笑文章,谢谢
来自 河北省保定市 的 坚果 对新闻:德国之声:来自美国的惊人结论 - 中国科技水平已是世界第一 的评论
共有950支持票

第11名

[评论内容]
史上最神秘的部门:有关部门
来自 广东省广州市天河区 的 匿名人士 对新闻:北京电力以影响美观为由 铰断歌华有线光缆 的评论
共有951支持票
 

第10名

[评论内容]
问:海尔兄弟为什么只穿内裤?

答:因为他们没有Q币!
来自 河南省郑州市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:七日谈: 图说七日[2008-14] 的评论
共有982支持票
 

第9名

[评论内容]
我打字从来不看屏幕,只要键盘敲对了,就不会出错了,一直以为这就是盲打,终于有一天,朋友告诉我盲打是不看键盘只看屏幕的……
来自 四川省成都市 的 align 对新闻:[预告]金山打字通2008即将免费发布 很小很强大 的评论
共有984支持票

第8名

[评论内容]
80后最大的误会……

原来玛丽兄弟是用拳头……我一直以为玛丽是用头撞砖块……
来自 湖北省武汉市 的 Kyle 对新闻:[多图]矢量墙纸:被钉在墙上的玛丽兄弟 的评论
共有991支持票 

第7名

[评论内容]
看到有人把"不"打成"钚"我最不爽了

那群傻瓜知不知道"钚"是什么???

钚是化学元素,是世界上最毒的物质。一片阿斯匹林大小的钚,足以毒死2亿人,5克的钚足以毒死人类。钚的毒性比砒霜大4.86亿倍,它的威力胜过核武器

他们真弱智

还有~~~

"我"字他们打成"莪"

他们头上长草啦???
来自 广东省汕头市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:“火星基地”封杀“火星文” - 劲舞团反对自己此前倡导的非主流文化 的评论
共有1034支持票 

第6名

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教授取网名“叫兽”,在学校干预下改名“较瘦”。
来自 美国 的 匿名人士 对新闻:大学生取网名"禽兽" 在学校干预下改"秦瘦" 的评论
共有1297支持票

第5名

[评论内容]
用举世闻名的整容术为贫瘠的历史隆胸
来自 北京市海淀区 的 匿名人士 对新闻:韩教授称孙中山有韩国血统 遭中国网民回击 的评论
共有1511支持票

第4名

[评论内容]
你是这样爱国的吗?腐败盛行,你不骂;权贵横行,你不怒;教育之重,你不语;医疗之痛,你不忿;农村之病,你不视;下岗之哀,你不闻;专独之恶,你不问; 可每每因了一些于民无甚增减,于家无甚建树,于己无甚危险的事情时,你就拍案而起了,你就热情似火了,你就冲锋陷阵了,你就上窜下跳了,你就开始爱国了! 虚伪。
来自 广东省广州市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:《京华时报》:反CNN网站站长 年仅23岁的80后 的评论
共有1585支持票

第3名

[评论内容]
51回应tencent.com:居然有合法企业从事执法工作
来自 安徽省合肥市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:腾讯回应51.com:居然有合法企业从事外挂工作 的评论
共有1686支持票

第2名

[评论内容]
我太囧了。。以后看到CS高手不会再自卑了。。。。。
来自 浙江省宁波市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:研究发现让你成为CS高手的基因同时也会让你早泄 的评论
共有1798支持票

年度冠军:以史无前例的五位得票数当选 [评论内容]
地球太危险了,我要回火星了。。

有想搭车的点支持
来自 山东省滨州市 的 匿名人士 对新闻:世界最大强子对撞机 LHC 15时34分确认已启动 的评论
共有12803支持票

喔喔,复活了

http://www.cnbeta.com/articles/73700.htm

去看去看都去看

“好不容易张开了口”

Hope依然在更新自己的blog...

自己这么久以来都没有写东西,似乎是内心空洞的无以复加挤破了牙膏皮也没法挤出几句话来。

啊……说来也好长时间没看大家的博了啊~这么长时间的不稳定的生活安稳下来,或许也应该把之前被毁掉的东西一点一点的恢复一下了~

被毁掉的东西啊~嘛~是被非常傻13的毁掉的哟~非常傻13~

唉~想要有意的去做些什么事情确实是不容易的,不过我痛恨被恐惧和虚荣心drive的人,所以就是要强迫自己一下也不要自己不小心滑进去。

变成这样的人我就粘在桌子下面活一辈子吧!

okay差不多把一辈子的话都说完了。下辈子有话再往这上面写。

下辈子……

这家伙的笑容真灿烂。

October 22

泡沫破裂的经济学

The economics of a bubble burst

Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was the tiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollar as there were only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.

1) There were 3 citizens living on this island country. A owned the land. B and C each owned 1 dollar.

2) B decided to purchase the land from A for 1 dollar. So, A and C now each own 1 dollar while B owned a piece of land that is worth 1 dollar.
The net asset of the country = 3 dollar.

3) C thought that since there is only one piece of land in the country and land is non productive asset, its value must definitely go up. So, he borrowed 1 dollar from A and together with his own 1 dollar, he bought the land from B for 2 dollar.
A has a loan to C of 1 dollar, so his net asset is 1 dollar.
B sold his land and got 2 dollar, so his net asset is 2 dollar.
C owned the piece of land worth 2 dollar but with his 1 dollar debt to A, his net asset is 1 dollar.

The net asset of the country = 4 dollar.

4) A saw that the land he once owned has risen in value. He regretted selling it. Luckily, he has a 1 dollar loan to C. He then borrowed 2 dollar from B and and acquired the land back from C for 3 dollar. The payment is by 2 dollar cash (which he borrowed) and cancellation of the 1 dollar loan to C.
As a result, A now owned a piece of land that is worth 3 dollar. But since he owed B 2 dollar, his net asset is 1 dollar.

B loaned 2 dollar to A. So his net asset is 2 dollar.
C now has the 2 coins. His net asset is also 2 dollar.
The net asset of the country = 5 dollar. A bubble is building up.

(5) B saw that the value of land kept rising. He also wanted to own the land. So he bought the land from A for 4 dollar. The payment is by borrowing 2 dollar from C and cancellation of his 2 dollar loan to A.

As a result, A has got his debt cleared and he got the 2 coins. His net asset is 2 dollar.
B owned a piece of land that is worth 4 dollar but since he has a debt of 2 dollar with C, his net Asset is 2 dollar.
C loaned 2 dollar to B, so his net asset is 2 dollar.

The net asset of the country = 6 dollar. Even though, the country has only one piece of land and 2 Dollar in circulation.

(6) Everybody has made money and everybody felt happy and prosperous.

(7) One day an evil thought came to C's mind. "Hey, what if the land price stop going up, how could B repay my loan. There is only 2 dollar in circulation, I think after all the land that B owns is worth at most 1 dollar only."
A also thought the same by now.

(8) Nobody wanted to buy land anymore. In the end, A owns the 2 dollar coins, his net asset is 2 dollar. B owed C 2 dollar and the land he owned which he thought worth 4 dollar is now 1 dollar. His net asset become -1 dollar.

C has a loan of 2 dollar to B. But it is a bad debt. Although his net asset is still 2 dollar, his Heart is palpitating.

The net asset of the country = 3 dollar again.

Of course, before the bubble burst B thought his land worth 4 dollar. His net asset is still 2 dollar, his heart is palpitating.

The net asset of the country = 3 dollar again.

(9) B had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. C as to relinquish his 2 dollar bad debt to B but in return he acquired the land which is worth 1 dollar now.

A owns the 2 coins, his net asset is 2 dollar. B is bankrupt, his net asset is 0 dollar. ( B lost everything ) C got no choice but end up with a land worth only 1 dollar (C lost one dollar) The net asset of the country = 3 dollar.

******* Story Ends *******

There is however a redistribution of wealth. A is the winner, B is the loser, C is lucky that he is spared.

A few points worth noting -

(1) When a bubble is building up, the debt of individual in a country to one another is also building up.
(2) This story of the island is a close system whereby there is no other country and hence no foreign debt. The worth of the asset can
only be calculated using the island's own currency. Hence, there is no net loss.
(3) An overdamped system is assumed when the bubble burst, meaning the land's value did not go down to below 1 dollar.
(4) When the bubble burst, the fellow with cash is the winner. The fellows having the land or extending loan to others are the loser. The asset could shrink or in worst case, they go bankrupt.
(5) If there is another citizen D either holding a dollar or another piece of land but refrain to take part in the game. At the end of the day, he will neither win nor lose. But he will see the value of his money or land go up and down like a see saw.
(6) When the bubble was in the growing phase, everybody made money.
(7) If you are smart and know that you are living in a growing bubble, it is worthwhile to borrow money (like A ) and take part in the game. But you must know when you should change everything back to cash.
(8) In addition of land, the above applies to stocks as well.
(9) The actual worth of land or stocks depend largely on psychology.
October 07

去切腹吧!

晚响15分钟的闹铃有谁想要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Nov. 2
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May 1

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